Another Duluth dateline in the Onion

24-year-old receives sage counsel from venerable 27-year-old

DULUTH, MN-Generously bestowing the kind of wisdom that only comes with age, worldly and venerable 27-year-old Matthew Owen took the time last night to offer his enlightened counsel to 24-year-old family friend Dennis Paige.

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8 thoughts on “Another Duluth dateline in the Onion”

  2. Emily Haavik

    I hate to be this person, but I don’t think we carry that beer in Duluth. It’s almost like they didn’t even come here to shoot the photo.

  3. Paul Lundgren

    I think they sometimes build their stories around the stock photos they have available. Obviously not always, but sometimes. They certainly don’t send a photographer to Duluth to make their fake story more authentic.

  4. mnbeerdrinker

    The beer is Half Acre Daisy Cutter, brewed in the Chicago Area. I don’t believe it is available in Minnesota, though before they got their own brewery they contract brewed at Sand Creek in Black River Falls, WI. I’ve never had it, but it gets pretty good marks on Beer Advocate.

  6. Paul Lundgren

    I’m pretty sure, too. The “I hate to be this person” intro makes it seem like she’s not, but the second sentence has the tone of sarcasm.

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