Rolling papers

Simple question: What gas station has rolling papers, close to Fitger’s?

19 thoughts on “Rolling papers”

  1. Isn’t the view of Lake Superior enough for you? I once had a roommate that couldn’t do the dishes until he got buzzed. I’ll never forget that. Where is he today?

    Dead.

  2. Jefferson Airplane:

    Burn just the the tip of a cardboard match from a matchbook. With your fingernail, split the thin side of the match from the bottom to the top. You should be able to slip the end of your joint into the vee and hold the torn end shut.

    Just sayin’.

  3. Jefferson Airplane. Man, been a long time since I used that little trick.

    Thanks Year of Glad. I’m classy and practical I guess.

  4. What a bunch of burners! I thought that generation was dead? Everybody must get stoned? Dylan is from Duluth right? How do you losers get a job? Everybody has drug testing today.

  5. Elvis was anti drugs too Frank, that’s why they pulled forty pounds of shit out of him when he died, because those ‘prescription pills’ the ‘doctors’ kept giving him just weren’t cutting the mustard. If only they had all the antidepressants back then they do nowadays, Elvis could’ve won the war on drugs!

  6. Hi Frank,

    First, rolling papers can be used to roll tobacco, ganj, or even therapeutic herbs.

    Second, you should not refer to people who use rolling papers as “losers” if you can’t even understand the meaning of Dylan’s song.

    Third, “drug testing” does not incorporate every liability a company may be responsible for. Have you heard of alcohol? Or accidents for that matter?

    Finally, people get jobs by applying to positions they are qualified for … douchey mcdoucherton.

  7. Also, “drug testing” as a condition of employment is a bogus hiring practice, as a positive test result is in no way an indicator of the level of impairment. Last I heard, the only test that can determine impairment beyond a reasonable doubt is a breathalyzer. And, by doing so, employers are exerting quite a deal of control over their employees actions and activities between shifts.

  8. “I look forward to the day in this great land when a person will be judged on the quality of their work not the content of their urine.”

  9. Marijuana was first discovered in 1908 in Twin Falls, Idaho by a small Polish immigrant by the name of Wayne Krulka. The discovery came in early May, when Wayne was working in his study late one evening trying to find a shorter route to India.

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