I cleaned the gutters on my house today and found, among the clumps of various yard waste, a flier for a school board candidate forum and a slice of bologna slathered in mustard.
Trick or treat?
I cleaned the gutters on my house today and found, among the clumps of various yard waste, a flier for a school board candidate forum and a slice of bologna slathered in mustard.
Trick or treat?
6 thoughts on “Gutter Politics”
Mother Nature correctly filed the politicians with waste and bologna.
I think it is more a symbiotic mass of this reality.
Peace
I think the bologna belongs to Allison Reynolds.
Off on a big of a tangent, one night a couple weeks ago I got fed up with the amount of trash in the Piedmont ski trail parking lot. Among the items I picked up before I filled up the 2 grocery bags I had in the car was some sort of court document featuring the individual in question’s name, address, phone, DOB, and SSN. Note to litterers: at least be more judicious.
I would think twice before stealing the identity of someone who litters.
He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?”
And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.”